26 March 2014

Alexander Easdale Will Have His Revenge on Mountain View

By Dail Carnayegay | Guest Contributor

Having successfully defeated the social networkz by vanquishing the evil Zuckerberg and stealing the gold from his lair – and in turn taking over the contract on the Facebook campus bus route – Alexander ‘Sandy’ Easdale has chosen his next target. And this time it’s Stanford serious.

It’s Sandy Easdale v Google.

(Editor’s note: Google search can and will bring different results tailored to your individual ways and lifestyle choices, so some of you may care to give this a miss lest you find some videos we really don’t want to see passed around the Internet)

Let’s imagine you have some spare time on your short commute and wish to take advantage of the free Wi-Fi on your McGill’s bus. You think to yourself, “I’d like to find out some more about Mr. Sandy Easdale.”

Type in his name and the following appears – note the heavy STV bias and something about vat, which is probably related to va-va-vooms across traffic. Also pay careful attention to the pictures wherein is demonstrated his (super?) abundant head-bush and clear sense of style.


But, in true Sesame Street meets Prince fashion, what happens if, as the bus enters another street, you try another letter of the Alphabet?

A brings up Age (he’s younger than you’d imagine) and B points towards buses. So far, so staunch.

Is Sandy a C word? Well, here’s where it gets a little difficult.


I’m sure someone can sort that out for Sandy. Moving on, as we near Glasgow City Centre we come to D and the prescription-based remedy to soothe some distressing (and now former!) reading habits.


E and F are slim pickings so what about G? Or indeed J?



K brings to mind all sorts of bad Crufts jokes but none at all about women.


The bus is nearly at Buchanan, but there’s just time for O and none AT ALL FOR S (and we can guess what T and V will be).


I’m sure you will agree that this seems to form some sort of organised pattern of victimisation and indicates an institutional bias against Mr. Easdale while clearly indicating that scurrilous rumour and innuendo are destroying modern society.

At least I didn’t have time to get to W, because he might not be a damn Tory but he sure as hell’s no W(h)ig!

2 comments:

  1. I've made my feelings known about him before and nothing has changed. The chancing bastard should never ever be associated with our club. He's a fuckin' disgrace of a person... Sue me Sandy.

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  2. First, we had this character threatening to sue a supporter, for things that were posted by other people, and now we have the actual chairman of Rangers Football Club, issuing veiled threats about our solvency, to spook us into handing over our season ticket money.

    It's had the opposite effect, because I've spoken to three colleagues today, who hold 3 ST's each, and they are not even going back next season. I'm trying to talk them into signing up to the ST Trust scheme as a compromise, but their attitude is that they won't accept bully-boy tactics from anyone. For a Rangers chairman, and an experienced businessman at that, to employ what is tantamount to emotional blackmail, is simply cretinous to my eyes.

    A little tip Mr Somers - if you want money off people, then give them what they want, and not disguised threats.

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Keep it civil, lads.