By Shane Nicholson | Executive Editor
That's right, the phones aren't enough; Boudicca has to piss away what is surely Rangers' money (which we'll be paying back Mike Ashley in short order) on these lovely and informative print outs:
It's such a pity James Easdale resigned as he "has never taken any remuneration from the Company for his role." From the Company. The Company. So who was paying him? Ah yes...
And not for the first time, Oor Jimmy Hodor is victim to well-paid consultants who can't spell his name right. Either that or a "James Easedale" has ascended to the board. He probably owns an Indian cricket league or has a brother who sets fire to caravans.
Btw, David Dando has been in touch to tell us he doesn't actually work at Boudicca, although his phrasing could use some work (common thread for this lot):
"I have not been associated with Boudicca for two years and certainly did not make any calls on their behalf."
So there we have it. Sorry, David. Work on your messaging a bit.