Jesus bestows upon Alasdair the gift of transfer window decorum. (c. 1667) pic.twitter.com/4B1dZ96MPB
"And low, thou shall not tap up a fellow competitor's midfielder with 9 months left on his contract, nor shall thou maketh a fair offer."
"I have given thee the gift of Halliday and a Holt of strong abilities. Thou must refrain from bidding in a timely matter before cup ties."
"Thou must ignore thine fellow leaders of thy football flocks who taketh a fee from the collections, for they are tender and feeble."
"For true morality is judged by the timeliness of thy bid, and the method of its movement. Thou shall not email; phone or fax only."
Previously: Alasdair Lamont's moral inquiries.
Earlier today: Whinging assbag Roy Greenslade can't do anything right.