The more things change, the more they stay the same. And so it is at Rangers. The Club may be owned and operated by a new company, it may have a new board of directors and it may play in a new division with a new squad but some things never change. We still play in blue, we are still the best supported club in Scotland, they are still obsessed with us and Craig Whyte is still talking unimaginable levels of bullshit.
The latest installment of the 'Whyte Knight' saga is that wee Craig apparently plans to sell the rights to the story of his takeover and running of Rangers to some company who will inevitably be every bit as shifty and deluded as he is. Much like everything Whyte claims it will likely never happen. There will almost definitely be no Rangers movie but please allow me to indulge in the insanity of creating my own hypothetical film. This is my dream all-star cast:
David Murray - Danny DeVito
Charles Green – Alan Partridge (Steve Coogan)
Martin Bain - Sacha Baron Cohen
Alastair Johnston - Ian McKellen
Paul Murray - Richard Harris
David Whitehouse & Paul Clark – Jim Carrey & Jeff Daniels
Ally McCoist – Ally McCoist
Jig – Rambo
Imran Ahmad - Laurence Fishburne
Angela Haggerty - Samara Morgan (The Ring)
Phil Mac3names - Keanu Reeves
And of course Will Smith as 'Darkie' Johnson.