By Dail Carnayegay | Guest Contributor
Having successfully defeated the social networkz by vanquishing the evil Zuckerberg and stealing the gold from his lair – and in turn taking over the contract on the Facebook campus bus route – Alexander ‘Sandy’ Easdale has chosen his next target. And this time it’s Stanford serious.
It’s Sandy Easdale v Google.
(Editor’s note: Google search can and will bring different results tailored to your individual ways and lifestyle choices, so some of you may care to give this a miss lest you find some videos we really don’t want to see passed around the Internet)
Let’s imagine you have some spare time on your short commute and wish to take advantage of the free Wi-Fi on your McGill’s bus. You think to yourself, “I’d like to find out some more about Mr. Sandy Easdale.”
Type in his name and the following appears – note the heavy STV bias and something about vat, which is probably related to va-va-vooms across traffic. Also pay careful attention to the pictures wherein is demonstrated his (super?) abundant head-bush and clear sense of style.
A brings up Age (he’s younger than you’d imagine) and B points towards buses. So far, so staunch.
Is Sandy a C word? Well, here’s where it gets a little difficult.
At least I didn’t have time to get to W, because he might not be a damn Tory but he sure as hell’s no W(h)ig!