24 September 2014

Rangers Board Members, Ranked

We know it can be hard to keep up with the behind-the-scenes wheeling and dealings within the Rangers boardroom. Hell, even we have difficulty in remembering just who is in charge sometimes, what with phantom madey up boards allowing for people to wear club ties and show up in the Directors' Box or on the stage at the AGM.

So, with that in mind, here's our wholly scientific and 100 percent accurate rankings of the current members of the many boards at Ibrox. Print this off and keep it as a handy reference for the upcoming AGM, just in case any relevant special resolutions were to pop up.

6. Alexander Easdale*

    6a. Rafat Rizvi**

5. David 'Ludicrous Rumours' Somers

4. Hodor

3. Norman 'Investment committee? What investment committee?' Crighton

2. Graham Wallace

1. Philip Nash (?)

*Madey up board only
**Figment of our collective imagination